me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
I hate fake bitches who have to be involved in everyone’s relationships/lives. Fuck off
witnessing someone downgrade from you is the most enjoyable thing in the world